DID U KNOW?

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Only humans and dalmations get 'uric acid kidney stones' (said my specialist curiously after I had my painful turn at passing them last month).

"Explain that one, Darwin!" I grimaced too loudly, more because of my left kidney than out of disrespect.

There was a pause, verging on awkward silence. Turns out it was the doctor thinking.

He looked at me: "That's a good one," the Doc says.

So much for evolutionary theories that try to ignore the Creator.



THINK DESIGN.

kenton j. kutney

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